August 2012
63 posts
Man, I dunno how many times I gotta say it.
I agree that our current party system and what not is fucked. We should try for reform, absolutely.
However, the Presidential election is not the place to start. You need to work from the bottom to the…
Live up to the standard you hold others to.
Jeeze, fine, I’ll play Slender and you can sass me all you want while I try not to cry in fear.
- Queen Liliuokalani: Hawaiian princess during the 1800's who must defend her land from a scorned volcano spirit that swears to destroy all of Hawaii.
- Princess Kaguya: Japanese folktale princess who is raised by the emperor and soon discovers her inherent alien abilities as a resident of the Moon, deals with social exclusion while simultaneously butting heads with a kitsune.
- Calamity Jane: Native American non-princess a la Mulan who deals with mystical creatures she must defeat while on the Western Frontier because she is the only one who knows the dangers of the land (like Wendigos and Cactus Cats).
- Maria Pistolas: Hispanic non-princess who rescues unjustly arrested revolutionaries during the Mexican Revolution against Spain.
- Queen Hatshepsut: Egyptian pharaoh who is cursed to become a wolf at night by the Egyptian gods and must discover a cure after realizing she has killed her entire family and become monarch.
- Princess Romanework: Ethiopian princess who must venture into Italy in hopes of escaping death due to being a twin and experiences culture shock.
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- Why the hell is Hatshepsut a werewolf, what.
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- THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE WHAT THE HELL. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL? A LEGIT MOVIE ABOUT HATSHEPSUT BECAUSE SHE WAS A FUCKING BAMF.
- ALSO HATSHEPSUT TOOK THE FORMAL TITLE OF KING, NOT QUEEN BECAUSE FUCK BEING A QUEEN. WHY DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN BE KING. IthinkthatmayhavebeenbecausethetitlewasgenderneutralbutFUCKSHETOTALLYWASAKINGBECAUSEFUCKYOU.
- NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO FUCK WITH HATSHEPSUT >: O
Here is an excerpt from my erotic historical fiction novel, Lincoln’s Log, coming in 2013 to an airport bookstore near you:
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Abraham Lincoln looked at Mary Todd Lincoln hungrily. “I want to do sex with you,” he said. “I am the sixteenth president of the…
Stephanie singing a demo of our new song! Hope she doesn’t mind that I share it on tumblr. I’m just… just so happy to be making good music again!